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05/27/2017 at 02:03 • Filed to: escort, ford, not that kind of escort

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Do hookers/escorts count?

I had an escort once in high school. It was my first, and my mom bought her for me. In fact, I was the first of any of my friends. She was a little boxy, but was very sturdy. Not too roomy inside, but I prefer a tight fit.

Yup, a 1995 Ford Escort. You never forget your first.

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Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
05/27/2017 at 02:13

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I always travel with an Escort.

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Kinja'd!!! Svend > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
05/27/2017 at 04:29

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Does Escort magazine count? (yes, there was (not sure if still is) a porn magazine called Fiesta also).

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Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Svend
05/27/2017 at 11:31

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How about Escort Fiesta Magazine?


Kinja'd!!! Svend > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
05/27/2017 at 12:17

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No there was just Fiesta or Escort magazine.

I’ve not bought one in years, because Internet. Lol.